Senior Editor
09.13.07 17 Comments

I don't play video games.  But it's cool, because I get my CGI fix from crap like this.  See, this is why there aren't any B-movies anymore.  When everything's just mediocre CGI, who really cares?  At least in old Godzilla movies it was fun to watch the guys duke it out in silly costumes.  No more.  Now they're so lazy they don't even shoot separate reaction shots, they just keep using the same one over and over again.  Boooring.

Thank God for porno.   

(Plenty more of this crap, after the jump) 






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