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05.13.09 72 Comments

Hey, remember Thomas Ian Nicholas (three first names = probable serial killer)? The kid from American Pie and Rookie of the Year? …Probably not.  Nonetheless, he’s back!  Sorta.  Okay he’s actually just singing a really crappy song. And he appears to be making sweet gay love to the microphone.  Also: I love the nonsensical song clichés.  For instance the 1:32 mark, where he sings: “Don’t stop/Keep on moving toward tomorrow…”

Hmm, so, uh… don’t die?  That’s your advice, essentially?  Very provocative, this. No really, I think this could be concept album.

[blame Burnsy for this tip]

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