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04.06.09 13 Comments
  • This summer… Jason Statham… has diabetes.  Now, if Jason Statham has diabetes, shouldn’t he get his medication from a cat who looks like Wilford Brimley?  Makes perfect sense to me. [CollegeHumor]
  • Jackie Earle Haley will play Freddy Krueger in the remake. Good for him.  Still don’t care about horror remakes. [ScreenJunkies]
  • How to look amazing and attract girls. [HolyTaco]
  • 5 more of the most disturbing animals on Earth. [Atom]
  • Apparently ShoWest has awards. Zac Efron won one. So did Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Tits Whatserface from The Hills, and Rumer Willis.  They should call these the People Who Showed Up Awards.  [DailyFill]
  • That’s right, DUELING EASTER BUNNY movies.  If only it were just one movie in which bunnies dueled.  [THR]
  • Interview with a professional food-eater guy. [BullzEye]
  • “Like a Boss” is my favorite digital short in a while.  [WarmingGlow]

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