Whether you’re an 8-year-old kid or a 27-year-old man, there’s a special movie that, come Halloween time, people of all ages love to watch — that movie is of course Hocus Pocus. Chances are if you turn on your TV to ABC Family you can catch it playing right this second. For that reason, and many others, I give you all the Hocus Pocus quotes you should be using on Halloween…
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Max
For when the thrill has ceased.
“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson
For when you still have to go to work.
“A virgin lit the candle.” — Dani
For when your friends do something unremarkable.
“This is terribly uncomfortable.” — Sarah Sanderson
For when you say something you shouldn’t have.
“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” — Winifred Sanderson
For when you run into that special someone.
“I call it a bus.” — Bus driver
For when you need to impress someone.
“You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!” — Winifred Sanderson
For when you’re feeling a little cheeky.
“Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!” — Dani
For when you’re outing your friend’s crush.
“I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” — Thackery Binx
For when it takes way too long to get to the party.
“Goodbye cruel world.” — Winifred Sanderson
For when you finally get to leave the office.
“Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble.” — Bus driver
For when you act without thinking of the consequences.
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” — Winifred Sanderson
For when you’re the only one answering the door and giving out candy.
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Dani
Take your pick.
“Oh, I’ve been there thank you, I found it quite lovely.” — Winifred Sanderson
For when you rise above the haters. Happy Halloween!