Earlier this week in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Elizabeth Banks talked about penises and how really small ones effect your sex life. “It’s better to have a big penis”, she said. Some solid advice right there fellas, take note. Small penis = bad, big penis = good.
Anyway, Banks was on the topic of penises again in an interview with her Hunger Games co-star Jennifer Lawrence. During her “Ask A Badass” segment, Banks told Lawrence: “You’re a guys’ girl, you basically have a penis. You have a man’s career now.”
I don’t know what any of that really means. I’m also quite sure Jennifer Lawrence does not have a penis…but I digress. The two then shifted into a conversation about threesomes and specifically who they would want as the third participant in a Hunger Games menage-a-trois.
Banks: “We would three with you.”
Lawrence: “Oh, you would. Thank you, I’m so flattered.”
Banks: “For sure.”
Lawrence: “Woody (Harrelson) wouldn’t.”
Lawrence: “No, he wouldn’t I’m his daughter. He’d be horrified.”
Banks: “I could convince him.”
Lawrence: “Let’s get the wheels in motion.”
And that kids is what led to the porn parody, HUNGer Games.