#HappyBirthdayJustinBieber. #JustinBieber20. #20ReasonsWhyWeLoveJustinBieber. These hashtags are going to be trending all day because Justin Bieber turned 20 today, and Twitter runs on the collective passion of teen girls. I couldn’t help but click on all of them out of morbid curiosity that quickly turned into NO NO NO.
Here’s some of the weirdest sh*t Beliebers are tweeting today about their boy king.
2. But how long was his penis?
3. They hired the same party planner as Kirk Cameron.
4. I’m seeing double: four douchebags.
5. Justin is so strong for not being gay.
8. Thanks for f*cking, adults we’ve never met.
9. That looks like it should be on the side of pedophile’s van.