‘WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING THIS’: Here’s The Mugshot And Police Report From Justin Bieber’s DUI Arrest

By now you’ve heard Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami for drag racing and DUI. Now here’s his smiling, happy mugshot, via the Miami Beach PD.

(UPDATE: We originally had footage of The Biebs getting pulled over, courtesy of Instagram user samanthurx74, a fangirl who just happened to be trailing Justin’s yellow Lamborghini when he was pulled over, in this post. It was predictably grainy and scream-y, but the video has been taken down from Instagram, for some reason.)

Now here, via Buzzfeed’s Mike Hayes, is the arresting officer’s police report. Highlights: the “stuper look on his face” and “WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING THIS…WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO, WHY DID YOU STOP ME?”

UPDATE #2: The aforementioned grainy and scream-y video has re-emerged on Youtube…