AC/DC, Jack White, And Drake Headline Coachella’s 2015 Lineup

Jack White, who’s never met a festival he’s said no to, will headline night two of Coachella 2015, bookended by AC/DC and Drake. It’s a remarkably unimpressive lineup, filled with the same acts you can see at every other festival, with the exception of AC/DC and Steely Dan, who college kids in Indian headdresses are going to go NUTS for (“Heh, their name means penis”).

I’m still praying for this lineup. IT’S GOLD.