Chris Brown has been kicked out of rehab only to land in the loving handcuffs of police. Via Variety:
R&B singer Chris Brown is back in jail after being arrested in Malibu this afternoon on a warrant related to his 2009 conviction for assaulting his ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s department, Brown was picked up at 2 p.m. at a Malibu rehabilitation facility for violating his parole.
It’s unclear what happened, although TMZ reports that Brown was kicked out of rehab this morning for violating “internal rules.”
I wonder what those “internal rules” were. I bet it was cheating at Connect Four, getting two slices of pizza instead of one, and reading his poetry out loud. Could you imagine that? He’ll probably just post bail and hit da club.
He is being held without bail at the Los Angeles County jail in downtown Los Angeles.
Justice…well, until he reminds them he’s a celebrity. After that, he’ll get released, high-fived, and get a book deal for 7 figures.
Via Variety
