Drake Opens Up To GQ About How It Feels When He Jizzes

Let’s face it, kids — it’s Drake’s world, we’re just living in it.

So it should come as no surprise that GQ put the crooning rapper(?) on the cover of its special April “Style Bible” issue. In the accompanying cover story, he opens up about what it’s like being a rapper in the 21st century (“Rap now is just being young an fly and having your sh*t together.”), where he gets song-writing inspiration from (My girlfriend…if she was mad at me, my day was all f*cked-up. I didn’t have anything else. And that made for some of the best music, I think, to date.), and some other things. But most importantly, Drake opened up about all the hot tail that he’s nailed in his life and what it’s like to be him, and be near him, the moment semen squirts from his dong.

“There’s just a time where it was like, just getting pu$$y. Where I was in that sort of ‘I’m young, I’m going to disconnect from my emotions and just do what everyone else tells me I should do and just a be a rapper and have my fun.’ And for me as a person, it just doesn’t work. The seconds after a man reaches climax, that’s the realest moment of your life. If I don’t want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there’s something wrong.”

So there you have it ladies: If Drakes drops a load of cum on you, you can rest assured knowing that you are truly special.

(Cover photo: Sebastian Kim for GQ)