If you aren’t following Andrew W.K. on Twitter, you need to rectify that problem immediately. As an extension of both his self-appointed role as party guru and as his official role as advice columnist for the Village Voice, he frequently gives out amazing “party tips” and advice to live by in 140-character bursts. Just to give you a taste, here are 20 Andrew W.K. tweets that will make your life a lot more party:
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/624655541793525760
You’re right, Andrew. I’m gonna crank up my copy of All the Right Reasons right now, and I don’t care who knows it!
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/622109140412792832
Thanks for the encouragement, Andrew! I am gonna try out for the Yankees next year!
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/621090886370332672
Like the fact that Andrew W.K. exists?
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/568498779705495552
Umm… I wrote the lyrics to “All About That Bass” on a wall and signed your name. Hope that’s cool.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/625750907226034177
But what does that have to do with partying? Unless you’re saying that it’s okay to drink alone. In which case, thanks!
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/620606290188992512
This is what American Ninja Warrior contestants tell themselves.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/617752358810984448
Andrew W.K.: The Smokey the Bear of partying.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/616712982744072192
Congress needs to make this a law. If anything can create bipartisanship in Washington, it should be this.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/621730831971782656
I never go anywhere without Andrew W.K.’s voice in my head, telling me to party hard. Which could be why I drink so much.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/621357166201450496
I don’t even have a snarky comment here. This is just some solid wisdom.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/620696605608415232
The grass is always partyer on the side. Always look on the party side of life.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/615934941281521664
Surprised he didn’t include “be party.” Maybe it was implied?
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/614188322907361281
That’s not what the cop who arrested me for destruction of public property said.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/614922380243144704
Giggles are a drug here, right?
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/613081511479259136
What if you have diarrhea?
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/595996463743705088
I’m *stunned* he didn’t add a “believe in partying” to the end of this one.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/575763687681609728
There’s party in all of this. But there’s about 10 parties in Andrew W.K..
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/574705779594379264
#YesAllAndrewWKs
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/617447903175446528
This is probably the *exact* reason why Andrew W.K. loves America.
https://twitter.com/AndrewWK/status/618879367670820864
You mean like you quitting Twitter? Because I worry about that a lot.
