The Only Good ‘F*ck Her Right In The P*ssy’ Happened During An REO Speedwagon Interview

After losing track of the bassist from Foreigner, a TMZ cameraman stalked the lead singer of 1980s arena rock balladeers REO Speedwagon, Kevin Cronin, as he and his family were walking around in California. The tabloid goon asked Cronin, who’s already suffered enough, about second and third-hand conversations, in reference to that song he didn’t write from 30-plus years ago. It’s an interview tacit known in the industry as “please quit the industry.”

Sensing the pointless awkwardness of it all, Cronin’s son saved the interview with six simple words: “F*ck her right in the pussy.” I would have also accepted three words: “F*ck you, TMZ.”