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Welcome to Meet The Mets Chat!
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: omg you guise coach warthen calt dice k’s manservant a chinaman |
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TheJeurysOut: what o my gord |
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DudleyDoWright: when you say “manservant” do you mean his translator? I don’t think Dice-K has a guy he makes follow him around and fan out his money. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: vincent, virgil, whatever, point is warthens a cracpot racist |
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DudleyDoWright: Slow down. What happened, exactly? |
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Welcome to the New York Mets Spring Training Chatroom!
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey anybody remember me; prof kyle ‘the road dogg’ farnsworth badass mlb journeyman
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AndrewDiceK: なぜここにいる? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: say what |
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AndrewDiceK: 私は「なぜここにいる?」と言った |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: aight well ‘seven up yours’ did you unnerstand that |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh hey excuse me you look like a american can you help for a tic |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: Hello sir, I don’t believe we’ve met, I’m Dan Warthen, Mets pitching coach. And you must be … Mr. Matsuzaka’s translator? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: uhh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: uhhh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: uhhhhhhhh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes? |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: Great! I didn’t catch your name … |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /thinks of the worst name |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: jeff my name is definately jeff |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: Good to know ya, Jeff. So how long have you been working with Daisuke? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: my hole fucken life seems like |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: And I guess that means you’re fluent in Japanese? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yep rosetta stoned that shit, wear teen draws on my head put tentacals up in ladies the hole 9, i am shoot japanese as balls |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: Well, that’s certainly interesting. I suppose we’ll be working together a lot this season. We expect great things from Daisuke! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: srsly?? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: welcome to 7 yrs ago slapnuts that gyroball was bull’s shit he just yells blatherin blatherskite before throwen a shitty changeup |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: Uh, well … regardless, it’s great to have such a notable Asian and I guess now Asian-American athlete on our squad! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: the perferd nomenclature is “chinaman” |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: I’m sorry? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: they perfer chinaman chinaman is what you call them, people of that persuasion, call them chinaman or else, this is 100% the truth |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: That doesn’t seem politically correct, especially since he’s not from– |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: chinaman, do it |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: How do you know this for sure? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: my job before this was pirate |
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Welcome to the Pittsburgh Pirates 2013 Chatrom!
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: FER CHRIST’S CRACKERS WHY ARE WE ON A BOAT WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS CHAT FOR LIKE 10 YEARS HOW IS “PICKSBURG ARE ACTUAL PIRATES” STILL YOUR ONLY JOKE |
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BarmesAway: silence, matey! Yarr!! |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: Avast, ye scallywag! We’re off to th’ mystical lands of THE PLAYOFFS, but first, we’ll be stoppin’ by the ORIENT |
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BarmesAway: t’visit a Chinaman in the port of Saint Louis, and plunder his embarrassment of riches! |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: AND KILL THE CHINAMAN, YAR YARRR |
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BarmesAway: ARRRRR |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: are yall talken about kolton wong cause i’m p. sure that dude’s hawatian |
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ZackAndMiriMakeAMorneau: YES, but RACISTS we be! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so yeah chinaman definately
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: that sounds awfully strange, but you’re the expert! Even if you aren’t a chinaman yourself! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: gasssspppppp you just racist slurd me |
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AndYouKnewWhereYouWarthen: wait, what, no, I |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: give me a job on the mets or i will reveal your slur to a small sports blog, and then 10 minutes later deadspin will cover it without giving proper credit and you will be FUKT |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an the rest as they say is herstory |
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TheJeurysOut: smdh |
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DudleyDoWright: So I’ve gotta know, did you guys end up killing Kolten Wong or what? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no that dumb eskimo kicked our ass |
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