Folks, this is why you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
Florida freshman RB Adam Lane, Jr. had a bit of an accident during the Birmingham Bowl today. It looks like he, um, well…it looks like he kinda sharted. It was so bad trainers had to cover it up with a towel while he ran to the locker room (for new pants).
This is an unpleasant reminder that farts aren’t trustworthy. Farts aren’t always what they seem.
