https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KJlsDsvng
Um ma’am, excuse you ma’am, what are you doing? That’s assault. No actually, that might be attempted murder. Let’s take a closer look.
Yeah, nevermind, that’s totally attempted murder. The clip comes to us from Brazil, where players get viciously kicked in the neck during indoor soccer games and return minutes later like nothing happened. By the way, props to the victim in this case. She’s a trooper. All those days on the neck machine pumping iron ultimately saved her life.