Alex Rodriguez Had An Interesting Way Of “Sending A Message” To His Cousin

After we learned on Wednesday that Alex Rodriguez admitted to the DEA that he purchased PEDs from Biogenesis in a period from 2010 through 2012 and avoided detection from MLB’s drug testers through fancy manipulated stop-and-go peeing, I began wondering to myself if there was anything more we could learn about him that would further sully his reputation. Obviously I’m not suggesting he’s the worst person on the planet. Far from it. I was merely wondering if there was anything else he could be accused of short of a violent crime that would be surprising, or if he had finally reached rock bottom as far as public perception is concerned. Turns out we weren’t at rock bottom yet.

In an interview with the NY Daily News, A-Rod’s cousin’s wife Carmen Sucart alleges that the Yankees star urinated on the floor of her home to “send a message”.

“He peed on the floor. He was so arrogant, he came into my house like he thought he was a god.”

Urinating on the floor to send a message? What possible message could that be besides “I am not potty trained”?

[Sucart] said Rodriguez came to their Miami home and vowed to destroy the family if they went public with his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Then he urinated on a patio as if to mark the house as his territory.

Oh I get it. So the message is “don’t go public about me in regards to my use of steroids and growth hormone or I’ll pee on your floor and patio furniture”.

It makes total sense. I mean who hasn’t been there before?

[NY Daily News]