Anastasia Ashley’s New Surfing Video Really Brought Out The Best In YouTube Commenters

10.30.13 4 years ago 14 Comments

Anastasia Ashley surfing video

Most people are familiar with Anastasia Ashley as the young woman who recently was the first to parody Kim Kardashian’s asstastic post-pregnancy photo and, more likely, as that girl who was twerking on the beach. But did you know that Ashley, which is a boy’s name, is also a very talented professional surfer? She is.

That’s why she recorded this new short video that showcases some of her impressive moves on a surfboard in Hawaii, and while I haven’t been able to verify this myself, as I have been focused on nothing but the actual surfing in this video, I’m told that it also showcases her posterior. Naturally, because she posted such a video on YouTube, the commenters came out of the darkest depths of hell to appropriately compliment her on her surfing talents.

1 Dat Ass

I don’t think this is offensive by any means, because, well, look at the banner image, but “Dat ass” is quickly becoming one of those Internet phrases that we should retire before it eventually becomes someone’s wedding vows.

5 Ass and face

Really? You should see her face. All you have to do is look up. She’s really quite pretty.

6 Filmer

It’s never too late to have ambitions, especially to become a filmer or a song singing person.

3 Attention Whore

Or, and here’s a really “out there” theory – she’s very comfortable with her body and she likes showing it off while also reminding us that she’s a world class athlete. But sure, SHAME HER, INTERNET. SHAME HERRRRRRRRRR!

2 Face

Why? You’d probably suffocate.

4 And die

That’s a horrible way to die. I’d much rather pass away quietly and peacefully in my sleep after covering myself in red corn syrup and leaving a knife in my woman’s hand. If I’m gonna die, I’m at least going to let my ghost have a good laugh as it’s being dragged down to hell.

These weren’t nearly as bad as some of the other videos we’ve highlighted in the past, but I guess when you dive ass first into Internet fame, you’re bound to pick up a special type of fan.

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