It’s one of the worst parts of my personality, but I love seeing children at the zoo being assaulted by animals. Once I went on a field trip and stood next to a girl who got kicked in the head by a horse. It was my Lolita moment, I think. Anyway, the best part of this video is the follow-up story from The Los Angeles Times: “We had to ask for a Band-Aid.” (via The LA Times)
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