British Tabloids Googling for Arrested Development Screencaps

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06.06.11 4 Comments

British tabloids are “blazing hot” this morning after Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney tweeted the first photo of his hair transplant, because British tabloids spent a month talking about that one lady’s wedding hat and get bent out of shape over everything. Within minutes the Daily Mail had constructed a 10,000-word essay and a slideshow photo gallery of Wayne Rooney’s skull scab. Rooney got a hair transplant because he’s a rich grown up.

From his Twitter:

Hi all there’s my head. It will take a few months to grow. Still a bit bloody to. But that’s all normal. #hairwego

After Tweeting that, he marveled at his hash tag and spent two hours coming up with great names for hair salons. Some of his favorites include “The Gang’s All Hair”, “Hair Me Out”, and “Hair-O-Dynamics”. He also suggested a nail salon called “A Show of Hands”. None of this happened. Hash tags are #thedevil.

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I’m delighted with the result.

The result? Having the same amount of hair as before, only now it looks like it was stitched to his head. But hey, if he’s happy, I’m happy for him. Does anybody know where he could find a really elaborate hat?

[H/T Busted Coverage]

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