The Great Hot Dog Debate is raging in the Bills locker room. What a blessed day. (cc: @PFTCommenter) pic.twitter.com/7RIKucJQ5H
— Jonah Javad (@JonahJavad) November 4, 2015
As the world’s foremost authority on eating a lot of food, I can tell you most sincerely that a hot dog is not a sandwich. I say this because I can probably eat 20 hot dogs no problem, not even break a sweat, really. But ask me to, like, eat five delicious hoagies and nope, probably not. On that same note, a mini-sandwich and/or pinwheel is also not a sandwich. Yes, I’m confusing you, and yes, this argument is not based in logic. Deal with it. It’s the internet. Nothing makes sense.
On Wednesday, the Buffalo Bills dove head-first into the hot-dog debate and, surprise, surprise, there were differing opinions.
https://twitter.com/andrewhirsh/status/661962299725316096
Bills QB @TyrodTaylor on hot dogs vs. sandwiches. Makes u think tho. (cc: @PFTCommenter) pic.twitter.com/6uvx9iX6m4
— Jonah Javad (@JonahJavad) November 4, 2015
Final ruling from @Boobie24Dixon & @Karlos_29_SR: A HOT DOG…IS…A SANDWICH. (cc: @PFTCommenter) pic.twitter.com/qAm9mDhbUd
— Jonah Javad (@JonahJavad) November 4, 2015
“A sandwich has bread.”
And lastly, Bacarri Rambo, is a hot dog a sandwich? #Bills pic.twitter.com/vgbtXgnyeS
— Joe Buscaglia (@JoeBuscaglia) November 4, 2015
I was fine with everyone’s opinions until someone talked about Subway. Then I threw up in my mouth a little. Then I forgot how wonderful hot dogs were because of stupid Jared Fogle. Dammit, Jared. You ruined it.
VERDICT: Hot dog still not a sandwich.