UFC middleweight contender Chris Weidman returns to the cage on April 8th at UFC 210 against Gegard Mousasi, and we’re happy to have him back in the spotlight because he tells the best stories. Recently he gained a lot of attention after reminiscing about several streetfights he used to get dragged into by training partners back in New York. But those stories don’t carry a candle to this flamethrower of a story he revealed on his Snapchat where he crapped his pants in epic fashion on the way to a wrestling meet when he was a teenager.
“I was on the way to the airport for a big wrestling tournament,” Weidman recalled. “I was gonna be sitting next to some of my idols in the wrestling community. And my dad had no heat in his car on the way to the airport, and it was 6 a.m. and I started getting shivers. And then the next thing I knew I felt like my stomach was really hurting me. So my dad finally pulled over to a gas station next to the airport. I get out and walk to the gas station, there was a couple of people in line. I finally get to the front of the line, I’m holding my butt cheeks as best as I can. I get to the gas attendant and I say ‘Hey can I have the key to the bathroom?’ He goes ‘One moment’ and as soon as he said that, I just completely … ah man, it went up to my neck, literally up to my neck, down to my ankles, down to my shoes right onto the floor.
“So then he comes back and hands me the key and I say ‘Thank you’ and I’m completely filled with s**t. And so I take it, I don’t know what to do, I go to the bathroom and stand there and I go ‘Oh my god, my dad’s waiting to go to the airport, I got to get on this plane.’ So I get back to my dad’s car and he goes ‘Do you feel better?’ and I just go like this and [pull down the neck of my shirt]. Oh my God.
“So my dad, he rebuilt car alternators as a business, so we drove to his job and he started washing me while I was completely naked and full of s**t with hand soap. I was 15 years old. Pubes and everything. Completely naked, it was quite embarrassing.”
‘Quite embarrassing’ is the understatement of the century right here. This story is even better considering we get to see Chris Weidman’s dad at pretty much every single one of his fights. We knew they were close, but I bet you didn’t know they were scrubbing poop off your 15 year old’s neck close. Now that’s being there for your son!