Here’s The Redskins’ DeSean Jackson Giving Head Coach Jay Gruden A Titty Twister

And, now, today in important titty twister updates. Here we have Washington head coach Jay Gruden and receiver DeSean Jackson at practice. Jackson, preying on an unsuspecting Gruden, decides it would be a good idea if he pulled the ol’ purple nurple trick on the boss man when he wasn’t looking.

It’s been another rough season for Washington, which is 3-5. The whole Kirk Cousins-Robert Griffin III saga may be quieter than it has in the past, but the ongoing tension on the sidelines is apparently still very much a thing. And then, of course, there’s the whole name thing. Basically, Washington is a steaming mess right now and there’s no end in sight.

All of this is to say, if you can break the awkwardness for even five seconds with an age-old trick first graders use on one another, then you have no choice but to do it. Otherwise, you continue down a path of taking things too seriously and we all know that isn’t good for anyone’s mental makeup. So go out there and try to have some fun, dammit.

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(Via Master Tesfatsion)