The Presidents Race is a 4th inning tradition at every Washington Nationals home game, during which five big-headed caricatures of our nation’s greatest leaders do battle. During Monday’s race on baseball’s Opening Day, the Easter Bunny made an appearance and sabotaged the festivities by taking out two of our most famous former leaders, George Washington and Teddy Roosevelt. Then he danced around their bodies with glee.
This was not the first time the Easter Bunny invited himself into the proceedings. Last year he managed to take out four Presidents at once with a perfectly-executed flying leap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nukfBJmjlUY
The Easter Bunny is a menace to society and must be stopped.
(video via The Cauldron)