The Stanley Cup Final is set to get underway next week, though it hasn’t yet been decided which two teams will be playing in it. However, we do know that neither of the two teams that have represented the Western Conference in the last four years — the Chicago Blackhawks and Los Angeles Kings — will have a spot this year.
In fact, neither Chicago or Los Angeles managed to make it out of the first round of this year’s playoffs. That caught quite a lot of hockey fans by surprise, but maybe none more so than this poor soul.
I'll get Gary Bettman's face tattooed on my ass if Chicago and LA both get bounced in the first round
— D (@dvylen) February 27, 2016
That bet (can you even call it a bet when he didn’t stand to win anything?) turned out to be very ill-advised, but Mr. Gary Buttman is apparently a man who sticks to his word. On Wednesday, he followed through and live-tweeted the tattoo process.
This sucks.
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
6 more hours #GaryButtman
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
What if the tatty doesn't even look like Gary and I just have this face on my ass
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
This could go down as the biggest tattoo bet fail ever and I'm worried tbh
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
2 hours shiiiittttttttt
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
Why did I do leg day before getting a tattoo on my ass.
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
HE JUST SHOWED ME WHAT HE DREW UP OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
It's considerably bigger than I thought #yolo
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
This actually doesn't feel too bad
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
Hahahahahaha shit I have a tattoo of Gary Bettman.
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
And the final product? Well, here she is.
When your ass has two asses pic.twitter.com/ECqW0P454z
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
Yikes. God bless whatever poor soul thinks they’re about to get lucky and pulls his pants down to reveal that staring back at them. This guy may just want to stick to a simple bracket challenge for next season’s playoffs. Points for actually following through on the wager though.