Merry 4th of July, everybody!
In honor of America’s birthday (and nobody being on the Internet … seriously, even you aren’t on the Internet today) we’ll be taking a relaxed posting schedule. That means we may pop in from time to time with a story, but you’ll mostly be stuck with this terrible video of Will Smith punching an alien in the face.
Go outside, find a hole with a bunch of water in it, spend some time with your family or do what I’m doing — driving an hour south to a Minor League Baseball game to get a picture with a taco mascot and watch some fireworks.
