Seahawks punter Jon Ryan took to Twitter to complain about the first class menus on Delta airlines. Specifically, the difference between his Seahawks and the Baltimore Orioles.
As a professional fat person, allow me to weigh in here.
Pre-departure snacks—EDGE: Orioles
Sushi rolls + shrimp cocktails + PBJ > Cheeseburgers + cheese and crackers
There are just more options here. Filets, salads, burgers—and then as if that wasn’t good enough, they’re like, hey, here’s an omelet fatty with a side of pancakes. That’s an obese person’s wet dream right there.
Klondike bars forever and ever.
So yes, Jon Ryan has a legitimate beef here. The Seahawks are getting jobbed. Again this is not an opinion, this is an educated fact from a fat person. Consider it a thesis.