On Friday night, the Miami Heat laid a 22-point drubbing on the Detroit Pistons, and that’s not news because we expect the Heat to beat a 10th place team by more than 110-88 every single time. What is news, though, is that I think we just heard the dying breaths and gasps for relevance of the remaining people who really, really hate LeBron James.
I’m not naïve enough to believe that there aren’t people who still hate the self-proclaimed King, but after his random act of awesomeness during Friday night’s halftime routine at the American Airlines Arena, it’s kind of hard to not at least like the guy. In case you haven’t already watched it 20 times, a fan was brought to the half court line for a chance to win $75,000, and he put up one of the most atrocious hook shots that we’ve ever seen.
But science be damned, the ball went in, that fan won himself a giant check and James rushed him from the bench and tackled him to the ground in celebration.
I guess first and foremost, hat’s off to whoever has been managing James’ PR since the Decision and the ensuing victory celebration before the victory, because he really shows flashes of being that normal guy who he pretends to be in that one cell phone commercial. But I think more than anyone, James owes Dwight Howard some Omaha Steaks or a fruit basket, because it’s hard to really remember why we ever disliked James when Howard still refuses to grow up.
Well, at least it’s hard for me (a once super duper hater) to remember. This Boston Celtics fan from yesterday, though, still hasn’t forgotten how to hate James.
That crazy look in that broad’s eye make me all tingly inside…
It’s the look of an ex-girlfriend who remembers where you buried your gun.
She looks like that “overly attached girlfriend” girl from Youtube.
I think I’m in love.
I think she means it literally. That would be some crazy-awesome hate sex.
Hey LeBrawn, you got my sista fackin’ pregnant last time youse came thru Beantown. What, I’m nawt good enough fa you? Go fack’ yaself, princess.
What you think I give a shit about this dahkie? Fack him and fack you too. This heah shirt is foah Lyndon Baines Johnson, that worthless, red neck piece of fackin’ shit who had John F. Kennedy shawt and sent my uncle to Viet Nam.
Down 0-2 in the count and he’s still swinging away
I too once drained a “halfcourt hooker”.
Between this and the clip of him at the end of this video it’s really getting hard to not like him.
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Caution, it will get dusty in the room while watching this
“Whatever. Fuck that guy.” – Cleveland
“Whatever. Fuck Cleveland.” – Everybody else.
@Taco Corp. I think Cleveland has done a pretty good job fucking itself, thank you very much.
The CLE has passion.. and a deep hatred, for those that wrong us.. Clevelnd, is where the real people live sirs.. dually go fuck yourselves