Hey, what day is it? A day that ends in –y. That means that former UFC icon and champion Tito Ortiz and his on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again girlfriend or wife or ex-wife or whatever Jenna Jameson are fighting. I don’t know if I could even count on both hands how many times I’ve read or written about when these two fight, so I’m just going to accept that it’s the norm and not even bother looking up what the reason is this time.
That’s mainly because Jenna took care of the research for my crack staff of fact checkers by launching quite the Twitter rant about how Tito has allegedly taken her children away. This is a subject that she’s been Tweeting about for quite some time now, but this time she’s alleging that Tito tried to kill her, and to get back at him and win her children back, she swore that she was going to Tweet pictures of Tito’s drugs.
Then I assume people yawned and said, “Whatever, show us your cool drug photos” and she did.
My ex took my poor children away from me for NO reason. He did drugs and faked drug tests for UFC. I all my time with my babies, he partied
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 30, 2013
Heavens to Betsy, a UFC fighter might have cheated his drug tests? Excuse me while I faint.
https://twitter.com/jennajameson/status/340209529729978368
Again, big f*cking deal.
Soon the story of how he almost killed me in February will be public
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 30, 2013
Okay, I’m listening.
What man takes the kids away from a good mother?
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 30, 2013
Define “good”.
https://twitter.com/jennajameson/status/340244780766355456
Pretty sure those drugs have expired. You should dispose of them properly.
I've been bullied long enough. I only want my kids
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 30, 2013
Someone get Sally Field’s agent on the phone.
Whenever I feel abandoned, I push harder. I will not allow lies
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
So many jokes to be made. So so many.
No real man takes children from their mommy
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
What if a robot took her kids? That would be scary.
And so it goes with god
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
Replied God, “Don’t get me wrapped up in this crazy sh*t.”
I'm so amazed that so many people don't understand what this man is capable of.
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
That’s not really the case, Double J. It’s more like Crazy v. Crazy.
The funniest part about him acting as if he's a great guy is I have PROOF
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
Does anyone really think that Tito Ortiz is a great person?
He can say whatever he wants, but I know the truth. He beat me, and never was a father, bullied me, then disallowed my poor babies
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
“Great,” said the guy who followed her hoping for some boobie pics from her heyday.
Alright I wanted to tell the truth about him
, if you choose not to believe it it cool— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
What if we choose not to care about it?
I am so done with twitter
— Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) May 31, 2013
Liar.
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