You probably are familiar with the name Kato Kaelin as a witness in the O.J. Simpson trial in 1994-95, or his various work in the television and film industry. But what you may not know is that Kaelin, a native of Milwaukee, WI, is a very opinionated — and frustrated Brewers fan. Last night, the Brewers faced the Chicago White Sox, and Kaelin live-tweeted the game with some hilariously irate tweets.
The @Brewers can't close a game out with a 5-0 lead. Once again, pathetic performance even if they win, it's a loss. Zero pitching
— Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 (@Kato_Kaelin) May 12, 2015
The Brewers were up 5-0 after just two innings, but the White Sox scored two in the fifth and three in the seventh to tie things up. In the eighth, Milwaukee’s Jonathan Broxton came in as relief for Jeremy Jefress at the top of the eighth inning. He then proceeded to give up four hits and two runs to give the White Sox a two-run lead.
Omg does Broxton just blow @Brewers? Get rid of these pitchers that are done
— Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 (@Kato_Kaelin) May 12, 2015
Milwaukee would go on to win the game following a three-run eighth inning, but that didn’t temper Kaelin’s sentiments.
I can't text how much I hate this @Brewers team. How can they actually feel good about cashing their checks. I hope they lose tonight. Done
— Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 (@Kato_Kaelin) May 12, 2015
Kato’s frustration with his hometown team isn’t limited to just last night’s game. Last week, he had various salty tweets about Brewers, and they were equally as glorious. This first one calls out pitcher Kyle Lohse, when he gave up three runs to the Dodgers last Monday.
Ok @Brewers U just SUCK. Lohse please since U can't retire a single batter how about if U retire? Seriously? Let the Polish sausage pitch.
— Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 (@Kato_Kaelin) May 5, 2015
Kato then claimed he was “done” with the Brewers three days later following a 14-4 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Not sure if he really had a trip to Milwaukee physically planned, but way to deny Kato a trip, Brewers.
Ok, honestly the @Brewers are just horrible. I surrender. I'm done with this PATHETIC TEAM. My Milwaukee trip is cancelled. Thanks Brewers
— Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 (@Kato_Kaelin) May 7, 2015
And finally, after last Friday’s loss to the Chicago Cubs, Kato urges to Brewers to sit the next two seasons out and return in 2018.
Hey guess what @Brewers? U SUCK. Please take extra strength Ambien & wake up in April 2018
— Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 (@Kato_Kaelin) May 9, 2015
We hope your Brewers can improve, Kato. For your well-being’s sake.
[Source: Twitter]