A lot of Monday Morning Quarterbacks strongly believe, with every ounce of their beings, that the Seattle Seahawks had just one play to call from the Patriots’ 1-yard line. All they had to do, the masses screamed at their televisions, hands and fists still covered in grease and food particles, was hand the ball to Marshawn Lynch and Beast Mode would take care of the rest. Of course, there’s no guarantee that the Pats wouldn’t have stacked the box and caught the silent but deadly RB for a stop or even a loss, but the beauty of hindsight is that it allows the know-it-alls of Twitter and Facebook to criticize Pete Carroll and the Seahawks wildly and blindly with no remorse.
And while almost everyone has had a say in the result of Super Bowl XLIX, the party is never really fun until Keith Olbermann shows up to lay the shame on like he’s basting the world’s biggest turkey. Sure enough, here he is with a take so hot that his ultimate solution for Seattle is to BLOW. THEM. UP.