Kris Bryant has never been happier about a slow roller to the third base. The only time people get this happy about something is when watching your burrito get made at Chipotle or after seeing the “…” appear in a text conversation right after you ask, “u up? at 1:30 a.m.
This was almost a tragedy, as Bryant’s foot slipped on the slick grass while he was throwing out Michael Martinez to end Game 7 of the World Series. Yes, giving the Indians another at-bat would’ve been a tragedy, but if the Cubs had lost after this, the tragedy would’ve been the Bryanting meme where people smile through the most horrible moments of their lives.