It’s been a month since we last checked in on Kris Humphries, but everything we usually talk about with him involves his ridiculously inept love life. Fortunately, the NBA free agent forward’s name has finally popped up in some actual, honest-to-gosh basketball news, so let’s see what the heck he’s up to now…
But the Johnson/Wallace/Williams deals, none of which can be official until July 11, would not prohibit the Nets from pitching a sign-and-trade package built around center Brook Lopez, power forward Kris Humph…
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Sources directly connected with Myla tell us Myla confirmed Monday that she’s 3 months pregnant and says Kris is definitely the father.
This could be used in Kris’ divorce with Kim Kardashian, because Kris has claimed he was devastated by the break-up and suffered emotionally. This development further cements the fact that Kris moved on quickly.
We’re told Myla plans to have the baby but wants to raise it alone, because she believes Kris has betrayed her by talking crap about their relationship.
But here’s the rub … We’re told for the past 3 weeks, Kris and Myla have been communicating regularly.
Oh yeah, here’s the other rub — she hasn’t told Kris yet.
Myla Sinanaj is the really poor man’s Kim Kardashian that Humphries was spotted canoodling with at the beach a while back, despite his claims that they weren’t an item. And now she’s pregnant. Amazing how that works.
You know, there was a voice in my head the whole time, while Humphries was vowing to bring down the Kardashian Kurtain of Oz, that kept saying, “Watch this dude f*ck his divorce up and let Kardashian waltz away with all the gifts and cash that she never returned.” We should have known he’d blow the only opportunity we’d have as a public to watch this leech get hammered in court. I really hope he ends up in Charlotte.
