Lindsay Lohan Blames Sidney Rice For Her Missing Fur Coat That Never Existed

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In case you missed it, friends, Lindsay Lohan is BACK. And I don’t mean she’s back as in she’s hitting things with her car and allegedly stealing everything that isn’t stapled down. She’s BACK as an actress, because she showed up to Sundance earlier this month and held a press conference to announce that she had an idea for a film that she might eventually make that is sort of about her life story. While I don’t know if there’s a Sundance award for the best announcement of an idea, I assume that Lindsay won it.

As for that other version of Lindsay, yeah, she’s BACK, too. While partying with Seattle Seahawks wide receiver and the guy who probably earned his doctor a new yacht this year, Sidney Rice, at 10ak on Wednesday night, Lindsay apparently lost her $75,000 fur coat. According to Page Six, she was conveniently able to ask everyone about it except for the high-paid professional athlete, so it’s him, officer – he’s the guy who stole the coat.


While the club declined to comment, a source tells us, “There was no fur coat. Lindsay arrived in a leather jacket with a separate long fur shawl. Lindsay’s friend was holding her shawl. At one point, he held the shawl over the table and it caught fire by the candle. When Lindsay left she put on the leather jacket and the shawl. Club surveillance shows she walked out wearing the same coat she arrived in. She never said anything about any ‘missing’ coat.” (Via Page Six)

The best part about this stupid, stupid, STUPID story is that Lindsay has been banned from 10ak for some time, and she snuck in on Wednesday night. I’d be willing to bet that Rice didn’t even know Lohan was there, because she was sitting under his table, reaching up every now and then to take half-empty glasses and cigarette butts, so she could pretend she was sitting in SUPER VIP. Again, that’s just a guess, but it still sounds pretty sccurate.

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