I’m going to keep watching this until they get out.
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Every Face Punch In ‘Road House’ Is Everything You Could Ever Ask For In A Supercut – I prefer that Bloodsport style of 80s-movie punch where you get hit and you turn and throw up blood, but maybe that’s just me. And Chong Li. [UPROXX]
Hanksy Broadens His Pop Culture Horizons With Cosby, Danson, And Gosling-Inspired Works – Somebody needs to add a Cosby sweater to every piece of graffiti ever. I want the HI HOW ARE YOU frog thing in Austin to have a Cosby sweater. [UPROXX]
Lindsay Lohan Will Host Saturday Night Live For Some Reason – She’s gotta promote those washed-out Terry Richardson cigarette ads somehow! [Warming Glow]
Scientists Create Substance That Could Let People Climb Like Spider-Man – My dreams are coming true. What a wonderful world wherein I might one day be able to dispatch a lightning guy by tossing a manhole cover at him! [Gamma Squad]
Oscar Voters Are 94% White, The Rest Are Erik Estrada And Lorenzo Lamas – The good news: now at least Midnight In Paris has a chance of winning stuff. [Film Drunk]
Peter King Says As An Underdog, We Underrate The Underdog Faction – “If your NFL market is experiencing signs of depression, consult your medical professional and have them sign journeyman returner Eddie Abilify.” [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
B.o.B.: So Good – Only if I get to look at Hayley Williams for every 45 seconds of him rapping. I could really use a wish right now. [Smoking Section]
Cage Potato’s Comprehensive 2012 MMA App Buyer’s Guide – Somebody should make an app about UK women’s mixed martial arts and call it “Angry Birds”. [Cage Potato]
Are ‘Downton Abbey’ Trading Cards Gonna Be the Next Craze? – Only if I have to tap Manor to use them. [The FW]
The 30 Reasons Why We’ll Miss ‘Downton Abbey’- They should let Whitney Cummings remake this show for CBS about a wacky girl trying to make it on her own in the big city and call it ‘Downtown Abby’. [Pajiba]
Sports Cards For Insane People: Have A Happy, Creepy Valentine’s Day! – The back of Greg “The Hammer” Valentine’s card is the best, I just wish the front said I BROKE WAHOO’S LEG, VALENTINE with hearts around it. [SB Nation]
Pierre Abernathy: The Dirty Dirty Sheets Interview – Check out this interview with the funniest pro wrestler you probably haven’t heard of. His moonsault is the stuff of legend. [DirtyDirtySheets]
Ron Swanson Is On IMDB – “Give me all the production credits you have.” [Buzzfeed]
