Who among us has not tried to use the dictionary with the hopes of winning a debate in the past? Usually it’s used when someone uses a word wrong, but during a recent Twitter thread, the Indianapolis Colts tried using the dictionary to prove they did not steal a marketing slogan from the Tennessee Titans or Minnesota Vikings. Much to the chagrin of all three teams, the actual, honest to god dictionary ended up dunking on all of them to end the debate.
First, the Colts tweeted this as part of their #ColtsForged campaign.
#ColtsForged pic.twitter.com/uZFKcW8kwa
— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) August 28, 2017
Kinda whatever, right? In the world of hashtags, this is neither good nor bad. Well, unless you ask the Tennessee Titans, who tried their best to bring receipts with the hopes of showing that the Colts stole this campaign.
#WordOfTheDay "Forged": copied fraudulently; fake. 🤔
Glad we could inspire you. #TitanUp ⚔️ pic.twitter.com/KbV9GI427Q
— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) August 29, 2017
Then look, out in the distance, here come the Minnesota Vikings to try their hand at owning the other NFL teams in this debate.
*ahem* pic.twitter.com/9L91WSaaFv
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) August 29, 2017
The Colts, with the apparent hopes of pointing out that they probably didn’t steal this from other NFL teams, got Merriam-Webster involved by pointing out that the word “forge” has been around for a while.
We can circle dates too. pic.twitter.com/H1r14jgsOm
— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) August 29, 2017
Realizing that this is all extremely silly, Merriam-Webster decided to step in and end the entire thing by reminding all of them that the New England Patriots won the Super Bowl last year.
Now, teams. There's no reason you can't ALL 'forge ahead,' much like you copied each other when you lost to the Patriots. https://t.co/s6ljyu0y6V
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) August 30, 2017
Merriam-Webster is based out of Massachusetts, so it’s not a shock that they support the Patriots. Still, we all owe them a debt of gratitude, because after they swooped in and pointed this out, the Colts, Titans, and Vikings all stopped bickering over which team was the first to use the word “forge” in a marketing campaign on Twitter.