On Sunday, the age old question of who would win in a race between a Great White shark and a human was finally going to be answered thanks to the braveness of Olympic Gold medal winner Michael Phelps. Unfortunately, the question still remains unanswered as the Discovery Channel pulled a bait and switch by having Phelps race against a CGI version of a shark.
For your viewing pleasure (or displeasure) here is the video of the so-called race between Phelps and the shark:
The moment of glory for #TeamShark!!! #PhelpsVsShark #SharkWeek pic.twitter.com/NWYp1CwiRa
— Shark Week (@SharkWeek) July 24, 2017
The race itself was basically just a timed race between Phelps and the CGI shark. And since it was all just an estimation of what would really happen, the shark defeated Phelps and won the race by two seconds.
The only saving grace for the whole farcical race is the music, which adds the necessary drama. But since there isn’t any real drama, the whole thing is just utterly ridiculous, a fact the internet hilariously pointed out on Twitter:
Don't say Phelps is racing a shark if you're not going to put him against an actual shark #PhelpsVsShark #SharkWeek pic.twitter.com/qy1mlApUiz
— breyanna tulipane (@breyannachenal) July 24, 2017
Me pretending to be ok with Michael Phelps not racing a real shark pic.twitter.com/QnCF98NfBB
— Gabi Palamone (@Yo_Gabi_Gabi__) July 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/MegDownSouth/status/889278691364175876
"We now go to guest timekeeper Samuel L Jackson to present the gold medal to OH DEAR GOD NO" #Phelps pic.twitter.com/cHadMb7xip
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 24, 2017
Somewhere out there, someone watching #SharkWeek actually believes that Phelps just swam side by side against a shark. His name is Donald.
— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) July 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/Jacked_Scott/status/889289571158151168
Turns out “Michael Phelps races a shark” was really just “Michael Phelps swims alone and then compares his time to a shark’s time.”
— Gary Parrish (@GaryParrishCBS) July 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/nicoleee_adams/status/889290903042609156
https://twitter.com/CarPanthersNews/status/889291055077699587
https://twitter.com/nattydaddy007/status/889289127916646400
smh Michael Phelps isn't actually racing a shark. He's just racing a simulation of a shark. Biggest scam of 2017
— Marcus (@M_Frosti) July 24, 2017
When you find out Phelps didn't race a real shark. #SharkWeek pic.twitter.com/uaQb7ZDddA
— D.T. (@Darlene26811165) July 24, 2017
While it does seem strange that Phelps would discredit or put a dent in his legacy by engaging in such a farce as SB Nation pointed out, he did technically beat a reef shark with his time:
MICHAEL PHELPS IS FASTER THAN A REEF SHARK pic.twitter.com/4fPqYYLgBR
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) July 24, 2017
Of course, a reef shark is no Great White, which is why the Discovery Channel clearly jumped the shark with this race.