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Christina Hendricks Was Adorably Goth In These High School Yearbook Photos – The most important thing you’ll read all day. Although I could’ve told you that the woman who dyes her hair red in her 30s dyed it black in her teens. [UPROXX]
This Week in Movie Posters, Presented by Newsboy Cat – My brain doesn’t process the Men In Black 3 poster. I might as well be looking at calculus homework. [Film Drunk]
The Dying Art Of Rap Battles & Beefs – |Smoking Section|
The 15 Most Promising Shows of the 2012 Pilot Season – A woman (supporting actress from different TV show) has a job where she’s really great and smart, but her co-workers are all SO WEIRD and it’s just like real life, only even the nerds are handsome enough to be on TV. There, that’s every show. [Warming Glow]
20 Geeky Fake Criterions We Wish Were Real – I would buy almost all of these. Something about calling Weird Al “Al Yankovic” is really funny to me. [Gamma Squad]
Romney Misquotes George Costanza – “I want some serenity!!!” [Buzzfeed]
Bill Maher Compares Newt Gingrich To ‘A Batman Villain’ On ‘Late Late Show’ (VIDEO) – Then he just stands there smirking at himself for 59 minutes until someone turns off the camera. [HuffPost Comedy]
Dennis DeYoung on the Mr. Roboto controversy that destroyed Styx: “I should have had that robot mask made larger” – The most jealous I’ve ever been of my dad was finding out he went to a Styx Mr. Roboto concert. [FARK]
Pilar Sues Deion Sanders For $200 MILLION Because He “Mind Tricked” Her… “I’m Convinced I’m a Gold Diggin’ Ho!” – “These are not the bitches you’re looking for.” /waves hand around [Bossip]
Nephew Sues Uncle for Posting Embarrassing Photo on Facebook – “Would you recognize the man who made you make the duck-face? Is he in the courtroom right now?” [The FW]
What TV Show Do You Wish You Lived In? – Wow, that’s hard. Maybe ‘Family Matters’, because of how hard it is in real life to find love and tradition of the grand design. [Pajiba]
Seven Lies Perpetuated By Modern Cinema – This might’ve been written from the least cool perspective ever. Nobody kisses in the rain? Sex is bad? You can’t knock someone out easily? Speak for yourself, n00b. [Unreality]