Oh, sorry, the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated cover story is AFTER the Morning Links, this is a guy literally busting nuts. With his butt. Sorry for the confusion!
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Links
The Best Of #Kenny Powers – “So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I’m not making that up.” [UPROXX]
One ‘Community’ Character Will Die: Let’s Place Odds – Can it please be Chang? There’s nothing Chang does the Dean can’t do better. [Warming Glow]
5 Reasons “Comic Book Men” Stinks – Reason number f**king one: we are not 18 anymore, and “tell ’em Steve-Dave” just doesn’t have the same impact. [Gamma Squad]
Sports, Illustrated: In Celebration Of Alex Morgan’s Body Paint Bikini – Lots of swimsuits this week. Make sure you didn’t miss the one made out of paint. [With Leather]
Nicki Minaj Offended The World At The Grammys – or, “Nicki Minaj did something on purpose to make headlines because she isn’t good at music and people bought it, because people are dumb”. [Smoking Section]
Henry Rollins’ awesome letter to Chris Farley from 1995 – Sadly, not the same Chris Farley. “YOUR FILM BLACK SHEEP WAS MALICIOUS AND CAPRICIOUS.” [Film Drunk]
Inevitable ‘Who The F*ck Is Bon Iver?’ Reactions Vastly Improved By The Rise Of ‘Bonnie Bear’ & ‘Bony Bear’ – Dude should just change his band’s name to Bonnie Bear and be done with it. I’d listen to Bonnie Bear. [UPROXX]
NYU Girls’ Newt Gingrich Slumber Party – Nowhere near as awesome as Kent State’s Dennis Kucinich parties, where all the girls are 6-foot-3 vegan redheads. [Buzzfeed]
15 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes By Comedians – “Those flowers fer yer wife fer Valentine’s Day? NOPE, just thought I’d do a lil’ mid-February gardenin’! Here’s yer sign!” – Bill Engvall [HuffPost Comedy]
Jay Z’s ‘99 Problems’ Recreated with Film Clips – See, THIS is what the Internet is for. [Brobible]
Movies That Should Get The 3D Treatment – Not gonna lie, I would go see a 3-D re-release of Snow Dogs. Country Bears, too. [Adult Swim]
20 Favorite Rom-Com Actors Under 40 – I feel like you shouldn’t be a “rom-com actor”, you should just be an actor who has appeared in a romantic comedy. Once you get into Kate Hudson territory it’s time for retirement. [Moviefone]
8 Animal Misconceptions Rundown – Number 9: Dogs can’t look up. [High Definite]
