Whether your football team is a Super Bowl champion, conference leader, or merely existent, you can always find merchandise in the official NFL Shop. Some of these items might even include embarrassing, fine-worthy materials, like Marshawn Lynch’s crotch-grab worth $20,000. Despite the “slap on the wrist,” the celebratory pose made it into a frame on the Seattle Seahawks shop website.
Is @MoneyLynch crotch grab worth: $20k fine, 15-yd penalty and … $149.95 for pic via NFL? http://t.co/pMlVlTQu5Y (http://t.co/nZha07vpwA)
— Mike Sando (@SandoNFL) January 25, 2015
For the sole purpose of clarification, here’s a close up of the whole frame:
And here’s the offending photo blown way out of proportion:
A few hours after the frame’s discovery went viral, one of two things happened. Either the NFL took it down, or everyone with an internet connection and a credit card number purchased it:
I can neither confirm nor deny that I’m currently $149.95 in the red, plus tax.