America’s team, the Dallas Cowboys, finally caught a break and won a playoff game after five years of futility. They overcame the Detroit Lions, the officials, a league that doesn’t want them to win and you’re not reading this anymore are you?
You’re just looping this video of the cheerleaders over and over? Yeah, you totally are.
(By the way, if you look closely, you can see referee Pete Morelli in the background, dancing with the girls while counting out hundred dollar bills. O.k. you can’t, I made that up.)