NFL preseason football is one of the worst tickets in pro sports, and it got much worse with the Canadian exchange rate on Thursday night. Preseason football is a tough sell for anyone at full price because the first string doesn’t play much of the game, food prices are still expensive and the result of the game doesn’t matter at all. But the NFL and owners still make full profit from the games, and sometimes they even try to make them an international event.
The Green Bay Packers and Oakland Raiders, for example, were set to play a Week 3 preseason game in Winnipeg on Thursday night that, well, not many people in the Manitoban city were all that excited about. For starters, well, it was wildly expensive to attend what amounts to a meaningless game.
According to a Washington Post article about the insanely high ticket prices, good seats were still available before the game at about $330 bucks American.
While that’s ludicrous, the average lower-bowl seat still is going for $300 Canadian, Friesen reports. According to Ticketmaster, the cheapest ticket — an end-zone seat in Section 120 — is $94.25 Canadian (about 71 bucks American).
You could have gotten an 11-game Blue Bombers season ticket for $254.50, according to reports from June.
That set the stage for a poorly attended game in a 33,134-seat stadium built for Canadian football. But first, before we get into the chaos, the lighthearted stuff. Aaron Rodgers showed up to the stadium wearing a Canadian Tuxedo.
.@RealDannyVitale rockin’ the denim 🇨🇦 #GBvsOAK #GoPackGo https://t.co/kS9N4eUezg
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) August 22, 2019
Back to that whole Canadian football thing. It’s different than American football in some very specific ways. The goal posts, for example, are in the end zone that’s twice the size of an NFL end zone. And when your stadium is built for that, well, you could have some field issues. Like this!
That square patch is where the CFL goalpost would be. The covering of that square has drawn some attention here at IG field. pic.twitter.com/FMjhYM0X9b
— Wayne Larrivee (@waynelarrivee) August 22, 2019
There was more than just “some” attention on that spot, actually. In fact, as warmups began and NFL officials and the teams looked at the field, rumors swirled that they would play around it. That is, on a 80-yard field with one real end zone.
The other thing being mulled is an 80-yard field to avoid the end zone, source says. But few people seem to know how that’ll even work. Again, stay tuned.
— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) August 22, 2019
The meeting over this patch of turf in the south end zone is expanding. #Packers #Raiders pic.twitter.com/qCP88yFwoC
— Jim Owczarski (@JimOwczarski) August 22, 2019
And as game time grew closer, they actually made an 80-yard field happen. Yes, like the Bears playing at Chicago Stadium in the 1932 NFL playoff game against the Portsmouth Spartans.
Announcement just came over the PA: An 80-yard field #Raiders #Packers
— Matt Kawahara (@matthewkawahara) August 23, 2019
Just like the park #Raiders #Packers pic.twitter.com/xyDE4nh9K5
— Matt Kawahara (@matthewkawahara) August 23, 2019
This is, to put it mildly, completely ridiculous.
https://twitter.com/dieter/status/1164690898115948544
Another fun note, because of the short field: no kickoffs.
They will be playing on an 80-yard-field tonight in Winnipeg, per @nflnetwork. No kickoffs. In the annals of the NFL preseason — an annual price-gouging, unwatchable mess for fans– this is quite the mess.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) August 23, 2019
The concept was so bad that a lot of Packers players straight up didn’t play in the game, though they were supposed to given it was the third of the preseason, usually considered the “dress rehearsal” for the regular season.
#Packers aren’t thrilled with field. Many key players who were in full pads to warm up are not anymore.
— Jim Owczarski (@JimOwczarski) August 22, 2019
According the Packers TV broadcast, Matt LaFleur will NOT play his starters and the game will be on a shorter field.
— Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky) August 22, 2019
The game did go on after all….
#PACKERS president Mark Murphy just told me “We’re playing.” Despite turf issues where they had to move CFL goal posts back in Winnipeg, it’s game on tonight in Canada
— Dave Schroeder (@SchroederWBAY) August 22, 2019
…but a LOT of Packers players didn’t take the field, including Aaron Rodgers.
33 #Packers will not be suiting up for tonight's game.#GBvsOAK https://t.co/GuggFKeS3p
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) August 22, 2019
And check out all the empty seats that came out for the big game.
Ten minutes to kickoff at #Raiders be #Packers in Winnipeg. pic.twitter.com/oXIfHrceBT
— Paul Gutierrez (@PGutierrezESPN) August 22, 2019
The NFL did issue a statement about the field conditions, though it basically just set up special ground rules without explaining much of anything. Once it started the game was, visually, a nightmare. Check out this punt fielded on the 23 13 by the Raiders.
.@DontPunt_15 *almost* broke it. #GBvsOAK pic.twitter.com/wm7X5ACmYt
— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) August 23, 2019
This is so weird.
REMINDER: this is a touchdown because the NFL can't figure out how to effectively convert a CFL field to American football specifications pic.twitter.com/53t2cdwY60
— Christian D'Andrea (@TrainIsland) August 23, 2019
No one was happy watching this game.
The NFL exhibition season has reached a new low with this #Packers–#Raiders game in Winnipeg. The field is unfathomable, the game is unwatchable.
— Tom Oates (@TomOatesWSJ) August 23, 2019
At least this touchdown went into a real end zone.
Oh, Boyle rules! @timboyle_7#GBvsOAK pic.twitter.com/FGXf5aQiv5
— NFL (@NFL) August 23, 2019
None of this is the fault of the fine people of Winnipeg but boy, what a mess.