https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbVRxcnQrw0
While you were sitting on the couch watching basketball and wrestling, dogs are out here learning how to play sports. This is Purin The Super Beagle, who has been taught to play goalie, hold stuff in his paws and pretty much just be an awesome dog.
I’m pretty sure Purin is a better soccer player than me already, although it’s not 100 percent fair considering he has twice as many legs as I do. The way these things typically work is now this dog will get super famous and make a bunch of money and get a book deal, and I’ll still be here writing about him while I continue to sit on the couch watching basketball and wrestling.
When dogs start doing stuff better than humans, it’s pretty much proof the animals are taking over and we’re all going to be doing their bidding pretty soon.
Our very own Danger Guerrero has written about Purin in the past, and before you know it that dog is probably going to be elected President of Earth.
