Richie Incognito Shirtless N-Bombs Are The Most Richie Incognito Thing Of The Day

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I’ll admit it, when I read that Richie Incognito had been involved in a scandal, this was the first thing I thought of:

The UPROXX network has been pretty solid in its coverage of Incognitogate. If you want a reasonable, thoughtful point of view from a disparaged Miami Dolphins fan, Ashley Burns has written the Great Gatsby of those columns. If you’re looking for something a little more irreverent, PFT Commenter over at Kissing Suzy Kolber is what you want to read.

If you just think it’s hilarious that Jack Black and Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds had a racist baby that won’t stop shouting and threatening people like he’s the c*nt-punting sorority girl, here’s a clip of Richie Incognito taking off his shirt, raging by some pool tables and hollering the N-word. Yes, hollering.

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If you’d like your prejudiced Ray Jackson news to feel serendipitously coincidental (or ironic, whatever), @BryanAGraham tweeted a photo from Thursday’s gameday program featuring a Q+A session with Incognito, including the question, “easiest teammate to scare?”

Quick, guess his answer.

Richie Incognito is almost perfect in his hateful cartoon jock sort of way, and he makes Riley Cooper sound like Neil deGrasse Tyson. I’ll allow Burnsy and KSK to provide perspective, but I’ll be here waiting patiently to share Richie’s next video, which I assume is RiffTraxing an episode of ‘Good Times.’