The first half of Florida State’s game against Ole Miss could have gone much better for the Seminoles. The Rebels took a 28-13 lead into the locker room, but it seemed like their lead was much bigger than that. Florida State’s starting quarterback, Deondre Francois, looked like a dude who was starting for the first time, star running back Dalvin Cook couldn’t get going, and Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly carved up the FSU secondary (which, in fairness, managed to produce a turnover).
For FSU fans, it was probably rough, as a Florida State team that was expected to contend for a national title looked really flat. Sure, it was the first half of the first game of the year against a really good opponent, but for a team with national championship aspirations, you probably expect more.
One ‘Noles fan took this especially hard. We know nothing about him other than he has a spectacular mustache and a look on his face that makes all of us think “The Sound Of Silence” is going through his head at all times. Immediately after he showed up on the screen, the internet started making jokes. And my goodness were some of these jokes wonderful.
Ten bucks says this guy ate half a pack of smokes at the break https://t.co/NgIH1GSr3y
— Mike (@85mf) September 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/HollyAnderson/status/772983432460709888
"Cam shoulda sat through the whole postgame interview" pic.twitter.com/wCwkrM7sex
— spilly (@IAmSpilly) September 6, 2016
When you try to go to a Kevin Hart movie on opening night pic.twitter.com/9UwR8Djwgl
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) September 6, 2016
When they request their steak well donehttps://t.co/oIMD0LQrhR
— Kevin (@CheckDownScreen) September 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/VT_Ben/status/772984029247369216
When you realize @CWKickoff and the @RussellAthBowl are related. pic.twitter.com/pZLc9SeVw8
— Duke's Mayo Bowl (@DukesMayoBowl) September 6, 2016
Of course, some people decided to make jokes that implied that this dude has hot Colin Kaepernick takes like seemingly everyone else.
https://twitter.com/baker_fake/status/772985095208644608
When you see Colin Kaepernick sitting during the anthem pic.twitter.com/26AeKCrRpL
— Chaps (@UncleChaps) September 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/Dan_Gartland/status/772986995253637120
There were also plenty of jokes across other sports. Some made NASCAR jokes, while others took a swipe at the Golden State Warriors for losing in the NBA Finals.
https://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/772982355271249920
https://twitter.com/Hawkize/status/772984676851916800
when you remember the 73-win golden state warriors with the two-time MVP blew a 3-1 lead in the nba finals pic.twitter.com/9xJagx5Rti
— kyle robbins (@kylerrobbins) September 6, 2016
"Warriors got a 3-1 lead, son. Ain't no way they're going to blo…" pic.twitter.com/l60Mn6l1fK
— nick (@nick_pants) September 6, 2016
And, obviously, there were jokes about Harambe. Because there are always jokes about Harambe.
When u hear how they did Harambe pic.twitter.com/8oAvOxYNOZ
— Chris Ostrander (@2ITB_Buffalo) September 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/djvecellio/status/772983531584630785
When the kids want another tribute for Harambe pic.twitter.com/2X9l0uu3po
— Or Moyal (@OrMoyal) September 6, 2016
While this dude may not be on the level of the screaming Stanford fan from the 2016 Rose Bowl, he is still wonderful. And hey, cheer up buddy. It’s a long season, so even if the ‘Noles lose on Monday night (which is no foregone conclusion, as Florida State charged back to take a 29-28 lead in the third quarter to make this a close ballgame), that doesn’t mean the season is over just yet.