As mentioned in yesterday’s KSK Kontent Klearinghouse, suspended New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton got braces. The last thing I want to do is step on Ape’s toes, but this is the kind of thing that should be shared everywhere and with everyone for as long as possible. I hope they suspend him again for paying someone to drill him in the teeth.
Coach Payton’s statement on the braces:
“I love you. I love you, and I’m sick. I’ll talk to you – I’ll talk to you tomorrow. I’m getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow… for my teeth. I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender. You want to love me back? I’ll be good to you. I’ll be goddamn good for you. I won’t be mad if you don’t know who said what. I won’t punish you if you get the answer wrong. I can teach you, and tell you …”
He really does have love to give. He just doesn’t know where to put it.
More pictures are after the jump.
