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5 Reasons The New DC Logo Is Awful, Awful, Awful – Is comics the only industry where the only way to succeed is to systematically ruin and re-ruin and re-ruin everything halfway decent the people who had the job before you did? Marvel’s new logo should just be Walmart’s. [Gamma Squad]
10 Reasons To Shop At Wal-Mart – Reason 11: those 25 dollar WWE DVDs get dropped down to 5 bucks and tossed in the discount bin whenever they retire or get released. Oh hai Edge DVD! [Buzzfeed]
Hazel Jones’s Two Vaginas Are Freely Available On YouTube – Thank goodness! If they aren’t going to release seasons of Hazels Jones’s Two Vaginas on DVD, at least I get to watch it somewhere. [Film Drunk]
Cable TV Is Full of Liars – As if those infomercials where the people try to grab bread or whatever in black and white and get hurt and get a big red X over their faces weren’t enough of a clue. [Warming Glow]
Kevin Love’s Game Winning Three Breaks The Clippers 101-98 – More importantly, which celebrities watched it happen? [Smoking Section]
A Premature Tribute To Paul Rudd’s Bobby Newport – Bobby Newport. Bobby Newport. Bobby, Newport. Bobby. Bobby. [UPROXX]
9 Funny Tourist Photobombs – HuffPost Comedy, for when you want to read Cracked.com but wish it was written by job-stealing robots. [HuffPost Comedy]
Man Sues Rupert Murdoch For Defaming Him Through ‘Donnie Darko’ and ‘The X-Files’ – I should sue him for defaming me through ‘Bob’s Burgers’. [The FW]
The 10 Least Plausible Movie Stunts Ever. Complete With SOPA-unfriendly Videos – That horse powersliding under a truck had better be on here somewhere. Also, Jessica Alba hurting someone with a punch ever. [FARK]
Five Movies where One Actor has Five or More Roles – It’s pretty sad when these lists go up, and Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers get lumped into the talent pool with post-Crisis Eddie Murphy. Yes, Kind Hearts And Coronets is just like The Klumps. [Unreality]
Redesigns of Classic Hip-Hop Album Covers – Someone should redesign every album Nas has made since Illmatic so he can be as cool and good as he’s supposed to be. Also, redesign Nicki Minaj by turning her into a giant pink blur, plz. [High Definite]
