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SMiLE: we can talk about this new term, this new "battle cry" that’s uh gonna be worldwide, it’s called "got heem" |
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SMiLE: "got him", like how regular people speak but mexican, "got heem", and it’s funny because i don’t talk like that, do you need me to explain it to you more
totally not stereotyping because some of my best friends are stereotypes, isn’t that right
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MichaelTehader: que |
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SMiLE: see |
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SMiLE: it’s sorta like when you’re talking some fun trash |
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SMiLE: and you say SOARRY, but papa’s feeling pretty delicious right now, gonna step into the BOWX, go 3-for-4, 8 RBIs… got heem. |
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TimTheEnchanter: why didn’t you go 4-for-4 |
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SMiLE: what |
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TimTheEnchanter: you could’ve gotten more of heem if you had gone 4-for-4, if you’re saying you drove in 8 RBI you might as well say you did it on 4 hits instead of 3 |
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SMiLE: you can’t get more or less of heem, you either get heem or you don’t, and in this hypothetical situation where I’m a viking and Chuck Norris of Cirque de Soleil is pitching for the Space Padres I GOT HEEM |
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TimTheEnchanter: lol how much of this weed did you snort |
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SMiLE: all of it
in the world
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SMiLE: or it’s like a 3-1 pitch, pipin’ it down the middle, swing and a miss GOT HEEEEEEM |
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TimTheEnchanter: you’re our closer, why did you throw this dude three balls |
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SMiLE: i got heem, didn’t i |
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TimTheEnchanter: yeah but still |
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SMiLE: okay well then it’s like when you’re talking trash, and you’re all "hey tim lincecum you’re a handsome young man," but then it’s all SIKE you look like those girls in the tie-dye shirts from my 10th grade art class |
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SMiLE: GOT HEEM |
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TimTheEnchanter: motherf**ker |
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TimTheEnchanter: so what, 9th inning up by a run, you walk the bases loaded but then you get a guy to pop out on the 10th pitch, got heem? |
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SMiLE: FRIGGIN yeah got heem
got heem so hard
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IFontenotWhatYoureThinking: lol hey guys what’s up whatcha talkin bout |
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TimTheEnchanter: nothing fontenot go back inside |
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SMiLE: talkin’ bout GOT HEEM, feelin like the dick clark of the english language ushering in a brand new year of knowledge on the american bandstand of life |
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SMiLE: formin’ a soul train line of pirates and ninjas and chucks norris, all sounding like a mexican and grabbin their junks and screamin’ GOT HEEEEEM |
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IFontenotWhatYoureThinking: got him, like hwen i strike out GOT HIM!!! lol
pulled half my groin GOT ME
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TimTheEnchanter: /snorts weed |
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SMiLE: AUGH GOD DERNIT IT’S SUCH A SCRUMPTIOUS PHRASE |
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MikeQuade180Pounds has entered the chatroom. |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: urr scuse me fellas, sorry to interrupt the chatter but we’ve been waiting for ’bout a half an hour on this pitching change, could we uh |
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SMiLE: It’s like when Mike Quade shows up and it’s like, any of y’all seen the Total Recall |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: i really shouldn’t be in here |
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IFontenotWhatYoureThinking: like when scot cousins slide into buster posey break his legs cut off his carotted artery GOT HIM lol |
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SMiLE: no make it sound more mexican |
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IFontenotWhatYoureThinking: goat heem!! |
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SMiLE: /pulls switchblade
the f**k did you say about buster posey
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IFontenotWhatYoureThinking: ARHHHHH /pulls other half of groin |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: um we’re spost to play four games today, any way we could, oh |
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TimTheEnchanter: /gestures vaguely at Miguel Tejada |
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MichaelTehader: /lies down on top step of dugout
/rolls slowly into game
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MichaelTehader: /hits home run, Cubs lose again |
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**Online Host**
The Cubs have lost again. |
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MikeQuade180Pounds: what the
I thought WE were up to bat!
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MikeQuade180Pounds: oh i’ll never understand this baseball thing :( |
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SMiLE: everything in real life is adult swim now, congratulations america, your welcome |
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