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The Dugout: You Gotta Keep Jim Thome Way Down In The Hole, Part 2

Jim Thome is now a Baltimore Oriole, and “Jim Thome trades” are between “Phillie Phanatic got injured” and “Kate Upton uploaded naked pictures of herself” on the list of important stories for me to cover. It’s just what I do.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve set up our first ever cross-site Dugout promotion. For part one of this Dugout, you’ll want to head over to Progressive Boink, the strip’s original home.

The Dugout: Gotta Keep Jim Thome Way Down In The Hole, Part 2

Like that, leave a comment, then head back over to read part two, which has fewer curse words but more overt references to The Wire. It’s fun for all, and I love my friends at P-Boi, so stick around over there and read some dumb stuff.

Anyway, Dugout, Thome, Orioles. After the jump.

The Dugout

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UptonGirl: What, really?  
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no no no, not the stars

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KeppingUpWithTheKardashians: just make some more pop culture references, nobody’ll notice  
 

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