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¡Bienvenido a la Chatroom de la República Dominicana!
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LadyCop: Licencia y registrario por favor |
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VladTheImPLAYER: que |
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LadyCop: sorry, it’s been a long time since I had to do this in the Dominican |
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LadyCop: License and registration, please. /gestures with flashlight |
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VladTheImPLAYER: /slides hand into wallet
/breaks four bones in hand trying to slide |
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LadyCop: Mr. Guerrero, do you have any idea why I pulled you over tonight? |
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VladTheImPLAYER: ¿porque soy joven y soy negro y se baja mi sombrero?
¿parezco un lector del cerebro? no sé. |
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LadyCop: You haven’t been young in like 40 years. Pretty sure you were born 38. |
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LadyCop: anyway no sir I’ve been asked to bring you in for your role in tonight’s melee at the El Punto disco and the assault of a police major. |
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VladTheImPLAYER: ¿una major de policía? ¿es la policía repentinamente una banda de la escuela secundaria? |
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LadyCop: /shines flashlight into car
Sir, have you been drinking tonight? |
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VladTheImPLAYER: un poco sí |
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LadyCop: and at any point did you take a swing at a police officer |
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VladTheImPLAYER: si, hago pivotar en todo |
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LadyCop: all right, well, I appreciate your cooperation, I’m so used to getting bats whipped at me or having the hell choke out of me by you guys sometimes I forget you’re just
wait who are these guys |
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Bodyguard1: goons |
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LadyCop: who? |
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Bodyguard2: hired goons |
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LadyCop: Hired goons?? |
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** Online Host **
Bodyguard1 and Bodyguard2 are now choking the hell out of a LadyCop.
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** Online Host **
Later, in the Baltimore Orioles Chatroom!
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LadyCop: /tossed into chatroom |
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VladTheImPLAYER: lo siento, espero que Crusher y Low Blow no causaran lesión |
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LadyCop: you know if you’re innocent you could’ve just ridden with me down to the police station |
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VladTheImPLAYER: sí, pero la comisaría es tan impersonal. prefiero la sensación personal que usted puede conseguir solamente con los matones contratados |
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LadyCop: Hired goons?? |
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VladTheImPLAYER: hice nunca ataco cualquier persona, ni era que huía |
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VladTheImPLAYER: me presenté en la cárcel anoche después de la queja en la disco, y esta cosa de la mañana primera que fui a la policía que está manejando el caso |
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LadyCop: then why’n the f**k you choke the hell out of me and fly-drag my ass to the only place in the world worse than the Dominican Republic |
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VladTheImPLAYER: ¡Porque odio policía! |
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LadyCop: GASPS |
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VladTheImPLAYER: y no hay discos en baltimore así que voy a matarle con un arma del clavo y a ocultarle en un vacante |
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VladTheImPLAYER: /shoots nail like 15 feet above LadyCop’s head |
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LadyCop: AHH AHHHH |
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** Online Host **
FredFlintstoneAndino Chatroom!
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FredFlintstoneAndino: oh hey Vlad there you are I was hoping you’d still be in our chatroom, Buck said he might need a guy in the lineup today who can kinda squat over with his ass out and poke at balls 10 feet out of the strike zone like he’s trying to stoke a fire |
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FredFlintstoneAndino: sorry didn’t see you were busy |
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VladTheImPLAYER: ¡COGER LA POLICÍA! /accidentally drops nail gun
/tries to pick it up
/accidentally drops it again |
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LadyCop: DON’T YOU SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING |
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FredFlintstoneAndino: looks like he’s trying to kill you with that nail gun and drag you into a vacant |
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LadyCop: WHAT, ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE, HELP ME |
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FredFlintstoneAndino: lol this is the Baltimore Orioles, lady, nobody here gives a f**k about human life |
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