| |
** Online Host **
Welcome to the Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim California USA Earth This Joke Is Old But Whatever Chatroom!
|
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: All right, Albert, I’m gonna gently lob the ball in your direction, you hold the bat still and I’ll try to hit it. Ready? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: e’eh |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: /gently lobs ball |
|
|
PujolJunkie: /forgets what he’s doing
/wanders away |
|
| |
** Online Host **
The ball has rolled to a stop. The Texas Rangers are now up 4-0, somehow.
|
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: You feelin’ okay, champ? This isn’t like you. Want me to go get the Rally Monkey? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: i will jus lay on e’groun an no bother anybody |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Is this about the American League? You hit 2.000 against us in Interleague Play, it’s just the same guys! Nothing you need to worry about! |
|
|
PujolJunkie: ehhh |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Is this about moving to a big market? Because the fans here love you! |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: and sure, they boo the hell out of you if you aren’t perfect in the first four weeks of the season and call you a bunch of homophobic racist shit on twitter but that’s how they say they love you! |
|
|
PujolJunkie: engh /turns over |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: c’mon, what’s wrong? You want some McDonalds? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: nyow /considers it |
|
|
PoleVaultOverTheAybar: huhhuh! /runs up, touches Albert on the elbow |
|
|
PujolJunkie: FFFUUUUUUU /throws glove like an asshole |
|
|
PujolJunkie: RAHHHHRR e’AHHH |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: THERE WE GO! Use that anger! Pretend Erick Aybar is a baseball and your glove that you threw like a weird kid is a baseball bat! Ready? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: /readies bat |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: sweet, let me find our worst pitcher |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: ERVIN! Throw this. |
|
|
YouGotErved: AT YOUR ERVICE! /throws horrible pitch |
|
|
PujolJunkie: /gets scared
/pisses pants |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: okay, that might’ve been too aggressive, set it up on the tee and we’ll let him take a cut at it from there. |
|
|
YouGotErved: /tries to set ball on tee, ball rolls off into floor |
|
|
YouGotErved: /tries to set ball on tee, ball rolls off into floor |
|
|
YouGotErved: /tries to set ball on tee, ball rolls off into floor |
|
|
YouGotErved: /tries to set ball on tee, ball rolls off into floor |
|
|
YouGotErved: /tries to set ball on tee, ball rolls off into floor |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: this is totally worth 154 million dollars |
|
|
PoleVaultOverTheAybar: /puts thumb to nose, wiggles fingers at Albert |
|
|
PujolJunkie: RAHHH /flips over table |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: okay, so are we seriously going to keep doing this? this is stupid, you’re Albert Pujols, stop being stupid |
|
|
PujolJunkie: sigh, i am done |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: No you aren’t, you’ll even out and be fine. |
|
|
PujolJunkie: no, i mean i have e’one home run and am batting .198, i am e’adam done |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: shit that’s way worse |
|
|
YouGotErved: you want i should set up the tee again baws /gives up five runs |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Look Albert, our entire season rests upon how many home runs you hit. |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Who cares if Dan Haren sucks and Torii Hunter sucks and Vernon Wells is making 25 million dollars to hit .231 and we have to pretend C.J. Wilson is an ace because he was the only pitcher available and we were stuck in a Brewster’s Millions situation where we had to give away all of our money during the offseason or lose it forever |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: If people show up and you hit home runs, they won’t care if we win the World Series or not. They’ll only care about what’s important: |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: us getting beaten in the first round of the playoffs by a real team |
|
|
PujolJunkie: /nods |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: You’re the best 38-ish year old player I’ve ever seen. So, are we gonna stop slumping? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: e’yeah |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: We gonna dig the Angels out of last place without the help of a bunch of meddlesome dead people and Tony Danza?? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: e’yeah! |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: WE GONNA PRETEND EVERY PITCHER IN BASEBALL IS BRAD LIDGE? |
|
|
PujolJunkie: E’YEAHHH! |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: ALL RIGHT HERE GOES /lobs pitch/td>
| |
|
PujolJunkie: /bursts into tears |
|
|
GreasersAndScoscia: f**k me |
|
|
PujolJunkie: /sees Rally Monkey
/runs away screaming |
|
